Thursday, January 22, 2009

$$$ = Syok Syok Syok


Women Get Better Sex From Men With Money

~ New Straits Times, Mon, 19th Jan 2009


Yup, when every1 is busy flippin thru papers 4 updates on Gaza being bombarded n Obama's preparation 4 inauguration, i, me, yes, saya found this highly appealin article on the 15th page of NST's Monday issue... Lol...

Hmm.. Now, let me highlight to all of you, the back bone or the core of the entire article...


"Women's orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner."
~ Dr. Thomas Pollet, psychologist of the Newcastle University


This probably explains well, why rich ppl tend to get hot chicks, no matter how ugly or hideous they are... So, Jason, a little tip 4 yah, at least be a millionaire, if not u never gonna get a hot chick... Lol... Neway, back 2 the point... In short, the research says dat the more money u hav, the more frequent ur betina is gonna reach orgasm... So, lets make an assumption dat a man with an average monthly income of $4000 can hav his wife achieves orgasm once everytime they have sex... N the number of orgasms increases by 1 as the salary multiplied by 2... Then, we'll let sum simple calculations prove u the magic of $$$...

First,

$4000 = 1

$4000 x 2 = $8000 = 2

Now, we get a general formula,

$4000 x
n = n times orgasm
So, ....

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33.5billion = 24

67billion = 25


Ladies n gentlemen, i've quadruple checked my calculation... N hav no worries, there isnt a single miscalculation... A total of 25 times orgasm a lady'll at least get if she sleeps wit the richest man on earth, Warren Buffett (62billion)... N dat's seriously wat we call "Gettin Fucked in the Heaven"..!!

1 comment:

reBELLEious said...

hey fandi...
the column that u commented bout,
i read it too.. haha
it was a very2 small column n gee u noticed it too...
hahha...
btw all the best n gud luck ok!!!
im gonna miss this sweet guy roaming around in my clss...