Opposite Sex, Opposite Words

Been kinda free recently... So, all kind of shit actually came across my mind (apart from those centaur n the hulk type of shit la) Lol... Talked to a fren 2 days ago... Our conversation had me wonder bout sum crappy stuffs... Hehe....
Yes, according 2 her, (it was a she, btw) a gf tends to say things 2 her bf in ways which are opposite of her true intention... This so-called reliable (she claimed it to be, coz she said she noes women better than i do) remark sumhow dragged me into a bit of a brainstorm... Lol... Yup, i tried ta recall as many lines from as many gals i've possibly heard of, n started analysin those words uttered... N well... i pretty much came 2 a conclusion, agreeing the remark she made... Let's look at sum examples...

B = Boyfren
G = Girlfren
X = "Angel" in gf's heart
*Pls be reminded dat X is an internal monologue

Scenario 1
Watchin "Twilight"...
B: Heyz, look at Edward Cullen... His face is distorted... I'm even more handsome than him ler...
G: Ha-ha... Dat's SO funny... He's way better looking than u, k... Stop being perasan...
X: Holy, u r so freakin rite... U r even more handsome than Brad Pitt...

Scenario 2
Aft the bf done sumtink wrong...
B: I'm so sorry, dear... Here's 99roses, as my apology... I swear i'll neva do it again...
G: U asshole, I'm so not gonna talk to u again... Go bang the wall...
X: Oh yeah..!! U r 4given, come bang me now..!!

Scenario 3
After the the gf realizes her period hasnt come 4 2months edi...
B: Nah, take this stick n go check if we really "tiok tao bio" (kena jackpot)
G: Dun wan la...
X: ...*Take it n go 2 toilet
Few minutes later...
G: How lar now? Really kena liao...
B: Na beh, zhin eh si tiok beh bio pun boh anei zhun ar... *Panic. How i no how?
G: All ur fault la... Ask u use "套" u dun wan... Now tai chi tua diao liao lo...
X: Ho chai u didnt use... If not wa mana wu anei song dat night... Hehe...

Scenario 4
Tryin out a suit at G2000...
B: How do i look in this?
G: Wow... 1 word describes it all... Cool..!!
X: I wud prefer u naked... At least, dat'll be a little more appealin than only a boxer... Sigh...

Scenario 5
On the bed... *u no doin wat la...
B: I love yah so much, ling...
G: I love u too, dear...
X: Love u, my foot!! Who'll ever be so foolish, silly, witless, stupid, idiotic, brainless, retarded, dumb, blind, n deaf 2 hav fallen for you... Hell..!!

So, guys, now u no how 2 read a gal's mind, havent u? Lol... Tell u wat... Those crap isnt my main point 2day... Hahaha...
Wat i really wanna say here is, is it even necessary 4 gals 2 create lies 2 deceive their beloved bfs' souls? I was told, gals make it this way so dat they dun hurt the bfs' feelings... Well... Here comes the contrary... If u love ur bf, u wud hav been more than truthful 2 him... U'll just needa show him or say to him wateva comes truly from ur heart... On the other hand, gals tell lies, for the sake of their bfs' feelings... Does this imply dat gals dun truly love their partners n so, they arent being honest to the other half?
At times, gals defend themselves by sayin, i just dun wanna hurt him... Hmm... Dat's notink but an excuse... An excuse 2 justify their crime of foolin with men's faith in them...

Gals out there readin this post... I mean no offense, but only sayin out sumtink many ppl may not hav realized... To be fair, men do lie to gals too... N I'm not sayin dat it's rite... My sole intention here is to tell couples out there, be frank to ur partners... Treasure the love n faith dat bond u together... It means a lot 2 the other half 4 being truthful... No1 wishes to hav a relationship wit a foundation built up wit lies... It's freakin fragile n vulnerable... Worse, u'll hav no idea when it's gonna collapse... So, beware, my fren... U might hav urself burried alive...
Lol...^-^