The world has gone so wrong... Some men started to 4get where they came from n where they belonged to in the cycle of life... They tend to go so far... To the extent dat they challenge Gods... These naive beings start to see themselves as great as Gods... They start claiming they were born as handsome as Gods... With his inproportinate body structure, a deep hole on his chest and Cao-Ah-Guaness, he calls himself Zeus; With his horse like face n bones n organs visible, lack of nutrien n horrifyingly thin body, he calls himself Hades...
Worse, they tell the world that they are able to bring families peace and prosperity, wit charges applied summore... Damn..!! At the same time, they threathen the world that they will "Pua" (or "Splash" in direct translation) families wit disaster and misfortune if the world pissed them off... Besides, they want to be prayed with joss sticks... N yes, they demanded only for high quality ones, or else, u will be punished in different inhumane method...
"U better sembah dengan colok bagus bagus,
or else kena electric shock, kena bakar, kena mati lemas!"
~ Tuhan Zeus with a hole on his chest ~
Holy Shitt..!! People nowadays really hav their minds twisted so badly... I got no idea how they come to think that they are as great lookin as Zaeus nd Hades... From their hair to toes, there's no resemblance at all... At the very least, they shud hav their balls hangin uncovered like some of real Greek Gods... Yup, fake Zeus, i said balls... You are no god coz u got no balls... Lol... Perhaps, u can try imaginin urself a goddess... N wit the appearnce u hav, hmm.... Goddess of All Holes and Proportionality, which doesnt exist.... N dear fake Hades, the only god u r suitable for is one of the Chinese's Hell Embassadors, "Beh Bin" (马面), which is not as handsome as u tot... So, stop embarassin urselves, my frens...
