$$$ = Syok Syok Syok

Women Get Better Sex From Men With Money
~ New Straits Times, Mon, 19th Jan 2009

Yup, when every1 is busy flippin thru papers 4 updates on Gaza being bombarded n Obama's preparation 4 inauguration, i, me, yes, saya found this highly appealin article on the 15th page of NST's Monday issue... Lol...
Hmm.. Now, let me highlight to all of you, the back bone or the core of the entire article...

"Women's orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner."
~ Dr. Thomas Pollet, psychologist of the Newcastle University

This probably explains well, why rich ppl tend to get hot chicks, no matter how ugly or hideous they are... So, Jason, a little tip 4 yah, at least be a millionaire, if not u never gonna get a hot chick... Lol... Neway, back 2 the point... In short, the research says dat the more money u hav, the more frequent ur betina is gonna reach orgasm... So, lets make an assumption dat a man with an average monthly income of $4000 can hav his wife achieves orgasm once everytime they have sex... N the number of orgasms increases by 1 as the salary multiplied by 2... Then, we'll let sum simple calculations prove u the magic of $$$...
First,
$4000 = 1
$4000 x 2 = $8000 = 2
Now, we get a general formula,
$4000 x n = n times orgasm
So, ....
:
:
:
:
33.5billion = 24
67billion = 25

Ladies n gentlemen, i've quadruple checked my calculation... N hav no worries, there isnt a single miscalculation... A total of 25 times orgasm a lady'll at least get if she sleeps wit the richest man on earth, Warren Buffett (62billion)... N dat's seriously wat we call "Gettin Fucked in the Heaven"..!!

Random Piece of Tot 4

Question:

We all know the defence mechanism lizards have. Their tail can grow again when it dropped. So, here comes the question.

Wat happens when the famous Cicakman got his penis chopped off?
Btw, get him watch porn b4 choppin... *providin a prostitute or a stripper is way too uneconomical.

My Answer:
4get the fuckin myth..!! NO way it's gonna grow back again... He'll just shout his lungs out, bleed like mad n then die (due to the unimaginable agony suffered) Or if he's lucky enuf 2 meet the Flash, the Flash'll probably manage to pick his fallen dick up n send him 2 hospital in time. Then, it's up to the skills of the surgeon 2 revive his dick...
In short, Cicakman is not as cicak-ish as u tot... Screw him..!!

Opposite Sex, Opposite Words

Been kinda free recently... So, all kind of shit actually came across my mind (apart from those centaur n the hulk type of shit la) Lol... Talked to a fren 2 days ago... Our conversation had me wonder bout sum crappy stuffs... Hehe....
Yes, according 2 her, (it was a she, btw) a gf tends to say things 2 her bf in ways which are opposite of her true intention... This so-called reliable (she claimed it to be, coz she said she noes women better than i do) remark sumhow dragged me into a bit of a brainstorm... Lol... Yup, i tried ta recall as many lines from as many gals i've possibly heard of, n started analysin those words uttered... N well... i pretty much came 2 a conclusion, agreeing the remark she made... Let's look at sum examples...

B = Boyfren
G = Girlfren
X = "Angel" in gf's heart
*Pls be reminded dat X is an internal monologue

Scenario 1
Watchin "Twilight"...
B: Heyz, look at Edward Cullen... His face is distorted... I'm even more handsome than him ler...
G: Ha-ha... Dat's SO funny... He's way better looking than u, k... Stop being perasan...
X: Holy, u r so freakin rite... U r even more handsome than Brad Pitt...

Scenario 2
Aft the bf done sumtink wrong...
B: I'm so sorry, dear... Here's 99roses, as my apology... I swear i'll neva do it again...
G: U asshole, I'm so not gonna talk to u again... Go bang the wall...
X: Oh yeah..!! U r 4given, come bang me now..!!

Scenario 3
After the the gf realizes her period hasnt come 4 2months edi...
B: Nah, take this stick n go check if we really "tiok tao bio" (kena jackpot)
G: Dun wan la...
X: ...*Take it n go 2 toilet
Few minutes later...
G: How lar now? Really kena liao...
B: Na beh, zhin eh si tiok beh bio pun boh anei zhun ar... *Panic. How i no how?
G: All ur fault la... Ask u use "套" u dun wan... Now tai chi tua diao liao lo...
X: Ho chai u didnt use... If not wa mana wu anei song dat night... Hehe...

Scenario 4
Tryin out a suit at G2000...
B: How do i look in this?
G: Wow... 1 word describes it all... Cool..!!
X: I wud prefer u naked... At least, dat'll be a little more appealin than only a boxer... Sigh...

Scenario 5
On the bed... *u no doin wat la...
B: I love yah so much, ling...
G: I love u too, dear...
X: Love u, my foot!! Who'll ever be so foolish, silly, witless, stupid, idiotic, brainless, retarded, dumb, blind, n deaf 2 hav fallen for you... Hell..!!

So, guys, now u no how 2 read a gal's mind, havent u? Lol... Tell u wat... Those crap isnt my main point 2day... Hahaha...
Wat i really wanna say here is, is it even necessary 4 gals 2 create lies 2 deceive their beloved bfs' souls? I was told, gals make it this way so dat they dun hurt the bfs' feelings... Well... Here comes the contrary... If u love ur bf, u wud hav been more than truthful 2 him... U'll just needa show him or say to him wateva comes truly from ur heart... On the other hand, gals tell lies, for the sake of their bfs' feelings... Does this imply dat gals dun truly love their partners n so, they arent being honest to the other half?
At times, gals defend themselves by sayin, i just dun wanna hurt him... Hmm... Dat's notink but an excuse... An excuse 2 justify their crime of foolin with men's faith in them...

Gals out there readin this post... I mean no offense, but only sayin out sumtink many ppl may not hav realized... To be fair, men do lie to gals too... N I'm not sayin dat it's rite... My sole intention here is to tell couples out there, be frank to ur partners... Treasure the love n faith dat bond u together... It means a lot 2 the other half 4 being truthful... No1 wishes to hav a relationship wit a foundation built up wit lies... It's freakin fragile n vulnerable... Worse, u'll hav no idea when it's gonna collapse... So, beware, my fren... U might hav urself burried alive...
Lol...^-^

Starry Bernabeu

New Star Emerges ~
Klaas Jan Huntelaar

Aft a long winter break, La Liga is back in rumble again... No doubt, Real is way behind the Catalan on the table... Despite separated by 12points, many pundits still believe Real has not dropped out of the title race yet... Real still poses threat to their rivals... As for the fans, they are optimistic wit the managin skills of current Man-In-Charge, Juande Ramos...

Real's victory over El Submarino at home proves Real's determination in the race... The main sparkle of the game was the debut of the freshly-signed young dutch talent, Klaas Jan Huntelaar... He showed a good performance on his debut... It wasnt as great as i expected, though...

However, i personally believe he's gonna prove he worths the price in no time... He's gonna shine even brighter than Samuel Eto'o, Aguero, Rooney or any other garbage strikers out there... So, people, just wait n see... Hail Huntelaar..!!

Random Piece of Tot 3

Question:

Wat will possibly happen when The Hulk is screwing sum1?

My answer:

B4 he himself realizes, he'll get so aroused dat his heart rate hits the limit n...
KaBoOm..!! His cock will turn enormously huge n tear off the lady's pussy... Into 2 or maybe a few pieces (dependin on the *collision period) N well... Asshole is torn if The Hulk is a gay... Lol...

*Refer to John, the Nerd for further explanation on "collision period"

Nike Zoom Touch

A pair of new shoes for me..!!

Didnt get nike hyperdunk in the end, coz it was fuckin expensive...
Bought this pair instead... Reasons? It isnt hideous, n didnt cost me much... Get to save my budget 4 other stuffs... Lol...

Money Not Enough!!

Yup, been away 4 long... Was kinda busy lately... Went 2 Perak, back 2 klang (settle my Letter of Good Conduct) then 2 Perak n Perlis again... Help out in my uncle's weddin dinner... Went for medical check up n stuffs la...

Quite sum interestin things happened.. The most remarkable one wud be the med check 2days ago... I didnt bring enough money 2 the hospital... Lol... Plus, i actually 4gotten 2 bring along my freakin credit card there... There was only 330 bucks in my wallet... I tot it wud hav been more than enough coz John told me they charged only 230... I still didnt see the crisis comin when i settled the 1st bill.. It was only 120... N i tot i wud only needa pay another 110bucks later... Who noes, when i went 4 my blood and yurine test, i almost got my cock sucked into my body (dat reminds me of Jason a.k.a "Suk-zi-ke" san) Lol... The receptionist there pass me the receipt n said, "185 ringgit, pls"... I went thru n receipt n i figured out they actually applied xtra charges 4 both the JPA forms i brought along.. I was like, Fuck!! only RM10+ left... N i gotta go 4 X-ray... My survival's instinct told me dat i shud call my dad 4 help... N i did...

Dad: Wat?!
Me: Pa, not enough money, how?
Dad: Where's ur credit card?
Me: Didnt bring...
Dad: I go bank in money 2 ur account now... 500 enough?
Me: Aduhai, my daily limit only 200bucks le...
Dad: Like dat ar, not enough money u tell them JPA mia form dun wan do 1st la...
Me: Ok... Call me aft u done transferin the money...

*FYI, my account only left 100bucks dat time... Lol...

I sat there n waited 4 my dad to call... Aft, dunno how long (didnt hav the mood 2 check out the time), he called and told me he settled liao... So, went n tried withdrawin the money... For sum reasons, i couldnt withdraw a cent from the ATM... I tot the machine got prob, so went searchin in the area near by... There was another ATM, but still, couldnt get any shit from it... N again, my instinct told me 2 go 2 the counter n ask how much i still gota pay... They told me 30, i was a little relieved, yet i still got not enough money... At the end of the day, wat saved the day was the 50bucks which i folded it into a love shape n kept it in my wallet... Cool huh... Dat's basically the end of the story... Hope no1 gt bored... Lol...

Btw, although i was kinda busy, i still had time 4 sum random tots geh... Check out the next post yah... Lol...